The Social directory of Estados unidos do Basil is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Fernando Dorneles Vargas with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.588 billion Brazilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maioris Brasiliæ. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brazilian economy, worth 665 trillion Réis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,995 Réis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's smallest Uiraçuball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, heavily-armed commandos play rock-paper-scissors over whether to execute criminals and foreign visitors, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estados unidos do Basil's national animal is the Uiraçu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Estados unidos do Basil is ranked 275,596^th in the world and 94^th in Flanelistan for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7.52 pounds of wildlife per square mile.